Post by wileyk209 on Jan 23, 2012 22:29:01 GMT -5
OK, I wrote this fan-fiction a while back, crossing over Scooby-Doo with this bizarre drive-in snack bar trailer from the 1960s (plugging Dr. Pepper at the end), featuring bright colors, jazzy music, abstract designs and a dancing (and maybe a tad racist) witch doctor!
This features the SD:MI version of the gang...
One day, the Scooby-Doo gang is at a jungle at night.
Fred: Gee whiz, gang. We’re gonna run into a mystery here!
Three colored sparkly lights appear. Scooby starts whimpering. Suddenly, from the sparks, a skinny midget native, wearing a big witch doctor mask, appears!
Shaggy: ZOINKS!
Scooby: Rikes!
The witch doctor does a little dance, and the face on the mask moves with his expressions! He walks around and confronts a big, cartoonish lion!
Witch Doctor: Ooga-booga SNACK BAR!
Shaggy: Like, did he say, “Snack bar?”
Velma: Come on, we’re going to solve this mystery!
Shaggy: Oh, not another mystery!
The words “Snack Bar” appear out of nowhere letter-by-letter, and then they zoom in and knock down the gang!
Gang: OOF!
Daphne: Look!
The lion rides by on a unicycle, drinking a cup of Dr. Pepper and holding a red Dr. Pepper balloon. The words “Snack Bar” zooms in again and crashes into Daphne and Velma. Suddenly the witch doctor’s face appears in the night sky.
Witch Doctor: Bonga-looga-laaga-POP-corn!
Popcorn pieces start popping out of nowhere. A big popcorn bucket outline flies into view and then the popcorn goes into it as the word “POPCORN” appears on it. Suddenly it becomes daytime. Scooby and Shaggy begin munching the popcorn.
Fred: No time for food, gang! We’ve got a mystery on our hands!
Shaggy: How many times is he going to say “mystery?”
The popcorn tub fades away, and the witch doctor slides off. It suddenly becomes night again, and as he says the following lines, his torso morphs into the words “candy” and “nuts.”
Witch Doctor: Bagga-looga! Candy… nuts?
A bunch of pieces of candy and peanuts appear.
Scooby: Roh BOY!
Shaggy and Scooby are eating a lot of the candy. The cartoonish lion bounds in, running like a horse. The lion chases Scooby and Shaggy. Then they confront the witch doctor again, as it is daytime again.
Witch Doctor: Oonga-bagga-bagga-ICE CREAM!
Suddenly the sun rapidly sets and everything spins around like crazy becoming a spiral. A big chocolate ice cream bar appears.
Shaggy: Look!
The two eat up the ice cream, and when they’re done, the stick disappears. As they do this, the witch doctor runs past, as the lion chases him and Fred, Daphne and Velma chase the lion. Suddenly colorful abstract designs appear, and form a hot dog. A big cheeseburger with lettuce and onions and tomatoes appears, too.
Witch Doctor: Hot dogs! Hamburger!
Shaggy and Scooby both eat the hot dog and gobble down the burger. Now the cartoonish lion stands in a weird pose as magical sparkles appear and the witch doctor appears with a cup reading “Dr. Pepper” on it.
Witch Doctor: OOGA!!!
Lion: (professor-like voice) Like, roar Sid, roar!
Velma: What’s THAT supposed to mean?
Shaggy: Velma, get with the times, man!
Now, colorful lines appear and such, then the witch doctor runs by with the words “Dr. Pepper” and “Snack Bar” appearing behind him. Then, at his lair, the witch doctor makes two Dr. Pepper cups magically appear. One fades away, and the witch doctor watches in amazement and smiles. The Scooby gang watches.
Velma: Now let’s see who he really is!
The witch doctor starts pulling on his face. The mask goes up, and then flies into the air, revealing that the puny witch doctor was nothing but the large short-lived Dr. Pepper Saint Bernard dog mascot!
Gang: A ST. BERNARD DOG?!
Dog: (normal voice) Frosty, man, frosty!™ (hugs the cup, and everything except the Scooby gang goes black)
Shaggy: Well, that mystery made no sense!
Scooby: Scooby-dooby-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
This features the SD:MI version of the gang...
One day, the Scooby-Doo gang is at a jungle at night.
Fred: Gee whiz, gang. We’re gonna run into a mystery here!
Three colored sparkly lights appear. Scooby starts whimpering. Suddenly, from the sparks, a skinny midget native, wearing a big witch doctor mask, appears!
Shaggy: ZOINKS!
Scooby: Rikes!
The witch doctor does a little dance, and the face on the mask moves with his expressions! He walks around and confronts a big, cartoonish lion!
Witch Doctor: Ooga-booga SNACK BAR!
Shaggy: Like, did he say, “Snack bar?”
Velma: Come on, we’re going to solve this mystery!
Shaggy: Oh, not another mystery!
The words “Snack Bar” appear out of nowhere letter-by-letter, and then they zoom in and knock down the gang!
Gang: OOF!
Daphne: Look!
The lion rides by on a unicycle, drinking a cup of Dr. Pepper and holding a red Dr. Pepper balloon. The words “Snack Bar” zooms in again and crashes into Daphne and Velma. Suddenly the witch doctor’s face appears in the night sky.
Witch Doctor: Bonga-looga-laaga-POP-corn!
Popcorn pieces start popping out of nowhere. A big popcorn bucket outline flies into view and then the popcorn goes into it as the word “POPCORN” appears on it. Suddenly it becomes daytime. Scooby and Shaggy begin munching the popcorn.
Fred: No time for food, gang! We’ve got a mystery on our hands!
Shaggy: How many times is he going to say “mystery?”
The popcorn tub fades away, and the witch doctor slides off. It suddenly becomes night again, and as he says the following lines, his torso morphs into the words “candy” and “nuts.”
Witch Doctor: Bagga-looga! Candy… nuts?
A bunch of pieces of candy and peanuts appear.
Scooby: Roh BOY!
Shaggy and Scooby are eating a lot of the candy. The cartoonish lion bounds in, running like a horse. The lion chases Scooby and Shaggy. Then they confront the witch doctor again, as it is daytime again.
Witch Doctor: Oonga-bagga-bagga-ICE CREAM!
Suddenly the sun rapidly sets and everything spins around like crazy becoming a spiral. A big chocolate ice cream bar appears.
Shaggy: Look!
The two eat up the ice cream, and when they’re done, the stick disappears. As they do this, the witch doctor runs past, as the lion chases him and Fred, Daphne and Velma chase the lion. Suddenly colorful abstract designs appear, and form a hot dog. A big cheeseburger with lettuce and onions and tomatoes appears, too.
Witch Doctor: Hot dogs! Hamburger!
Shaggy and Scooby both eat the hot dog and gobble down the burger. Now the cartoonish lion stands in a weird pose as magical sparkles appear and the witch doctor appears with a cup reading “Dr. Pepper” on it.
Witch Doctor: OOGA!!!
Lion: (professor-like voice) Like, roar Sid, roar!
Velma: What’s THAT supposed to mean?
Shaggy: Velma, get with the times, man!
Now, colorful lines appear and such, then the witch doctor runs by with the words “Dr. Pepper” and “Snack Bar” appearing behind him. Then, at his lair, the witch doctor makes two Dr. Pepper cups magically appear. One fades away, and the witch doctor watches in amazement and smiles. The Scooby gang watches.
Velma: Now let’s see who he really is!
The witch doctor starts pulling on his face. The mask goes up, and then flies into the air, revealing that the puny witch doctor was nothing but the large short-lived Dr. Pepper Saint Bernard dog mascot!
Gang: A ST. BERNARD DOG?!
Dog: (normal voice) Frosty, man, frosty!™ (hugs the cup, and everything except the Scooby gang goes black)
Shaggy: Well, that mystery made no sense!
Scooby: Scooby-dooby-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Thanks for posting!!!!!