Post by wileyk209 on Jul 31, 2012 9:13:14 GMT -5
This is something I based off this hilarious (and admittedly adult) NewGrounds flash cartoon that came out when Loonatics was originally announced:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9nOD1h0m8Q
Now, "Shaggy and Scooby-Doo Get a Clue" met similar criticism when it was announced, but not as much. Now, Warner Bros. Animation considers "Loonatics Unleashed" and "Shaggy and Scooby-Doo Get a Clue" such failures they act as if they were never made. (I wonder if the same people developed both shows, outside of the evil Sander Schwartz?) SO, I thought I'd come up with a script for a "Get a Clue" version! Shaggy and Scooby would resemble this:
NOTE: Heavy adult language has been censored out for your enjoyment (ala the "New Bunny" video.) I hope I don't cause any trouble with this!
(Two kids walking in a high school just called “SCHOOL” as bell goes off)
Kid 1: So me and Kim were talking the other day and we thought that…
(Walk into Spazzy Shaggy and Spazzy Scooby-Doo)
Kid 1: ...who are you?
Shaggy: ZOINKS, [BLEEP]! I’M SPAZZY [BLEEP]ING SHAGGY MOTHER[BLEEP]ER!
Kid 2: Like Shaggy from “Scooby-Doo?”
Shaggy: [BLEEP]ING H[BLEEP]L NO, [BLEEP]! THAT F[BLEEP]G IS [BLEEP]ING OLD AND RETARDED AND WAS ON A [BLEEP]ING OLD CARTOON FROM THE SIXTIES! YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS LIKE? MY [BLEEP] UP YOUR [BLEEP]!
Kid 1: What did you do to the real Shaggy?
Shaggy: LIKE NO ONE WATCHES THE [BLEEP]TY OLD SCOOBY SHOWS ANYMORE AND ONLY THE NEW WHAT’S NEW SERIES SO I KICKED THAT MOTHER[BLEEP]ERS [BLEEP]!
Kid 2: But we liked him!
Shaggy: SO WHAT YOU [BLEEP]SUCKING JOINT? I'm EXTREME!!!! LIKE I'LL [BLEEP] YOUR MOM IN THE [BLEEP] WITH A RAZOR DILDO WHILE I'M ON A DRIVEBY IN A WEIRD MYSTERY HUMVEE WITH MY EXTREME DOG SPAZZY SCOOBY-DOO AND A [BLEEP]ING MONKEY IN A STUPID SUIT! YOUR [BLEEP]ING [BLEEP] MOTHER[BLEEP]ER?!
Scooby: Ruh-er [BLEEP]-er!
Kid 1: You're not very fun...
Shaggy: OH YEAH? DOES THAT [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]SUCKER OLD SHAGGY AND SCOOBY RESPOND TO TODAYS [BLEEP]ING YOUTH AND [BLEEP]?
Kid 2: Yes, they do...
Shaggy: LIKE, [BLEEP] NO [BLEEP]HOLE! CARTOON NETWORK TOOK THE [BLEEP]ING OLD SCOOBY DOOBIE OFF THE AIR! BUT I DO! YOU LIKE THAT INTERNET [BLEEP]? LIKE NUMA-NUMA, AND THAT FAIRLY ODDPARENTS “UHH INTERNET” [BLEEP]? ISNT IT [BLEEP]ING EXTREME!!!!? LIKE I’M EDGY AND I KICK[BLEEP] AND I’M UPDATED AND I GOT MARTIAL ARTS AND SUPERPOWERS AND [BLEEP]! (Shoots something with laser, explosion in background, Shaggy pic appears) DOES SHAG [BLEEP] HAVE ANY OF THAT [BLEEP]? I DONT THINK SO MOTHER[BLEEP]ER! NEITHER DID SCOOBY!
Kid 1:This is starting to sound familiar!
Shaggy: H[BLEEP]L YES IT DOES YOU BUTT [BLEEP]ING P[BLEEP]! LIKE I’LL [BLEEP] YOUR MOM AND THE EYE WITH THE RAZOR DILDO AND USE SCOOBY’S NEW NANO POWERED CLAWS TO SLIT SOME [BLEEP]ING THROAT THEN ILL [BLEEP] UP YOUR CHILDHOOD LIKE THE LITTLE [BLEEP] YOU ARE, BECAUSE I'M EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!!
Scooby: REAH! RET REEEEEEEEEME!
Kid 2: I remember this too!
Shaggy: YOU LIKE ANIME? IM ANIME ALL OVER! SANDER [BLEEP]ING SCHWARTZ CAME UP WITH ME! I’LL [BLEEP] TEEN TITANS AND XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN AND MAKE YOU BLEED WITH MY [BLEEP]ING COAL BLACK EYES AND MY [BLEEP]ING RAZOR SHARP HAIR! YOU LIKE RAZOR [BLEEP] DONT YOU MOTHER[BLEEP]ER! YOUR [BLEEP]ING [BLEEP] D[BLEEP][BLEEP]!
Kid 1: You’re just like...
Shaggy: AND I GOT EXTREME!!!! MERCHANDISE! LIKE THESE [BLEEP]ING ACTION FIGURES!
Shaggy Action Figure: I'll [BLEEP] your mom in the [BLEEP] with a razor dildo!
Shaggy: YEAH! IT HAS BUTTONS INSTEAD OF THAT PULLSTRING PULL [BLEEP] LIKE THE [BLEEP]ING ANCIENT TOYS HAD! AND IT HAS LIKE [BLEEP]ING ACCESSORIES AND [BLEEP]! (action figure eyes start blinking) IT'S [BLEEP]ING CONGRESS, NOW!
Kid 2: But you’re just like...
Shaggy: AND LIKE CHECK THIS OUT! [BLEEP]ING EXTREME SHAGGY AND SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE UNDERWEAR! THE ONLY [BLEEP]ING UNDERWEAR THAT WILL JERK YOU OFF WHILE YOU SHRED DOWN MOUNT EVEREST ON A PLANK WOOD WHILE A BUNCH OF EVIL MAD MINIONS TRY TO CATCH YOU AND RAPE YOU IN THE [BLEEP]! CAN’T HANDLE THAT [BLEEP] YOU [BLEEP]ER? TRY THIS [BLEEP]! (pulls out a hat)
Kid 1: Wha...(pauses for a second) What does that do?
Shaggy: Like, it keeps your head warm.
Kid 2: (pause)...oh, that's nice...
Shaggy: WHILE YOUR [BLEEP]ING YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE [BLEEP] AND THEN A [BLEEP]TON OF NINJAS SHOW OFF AND YOU HAVE TO KICK THEIR [BLEEP] WITH YOUR GIGANTIC [BLEEP] THAT WORKS BY SUPER NANO POWERED SCOOBY SNACKS AND...
Kid 1: All right, we get the god [BLEEP] point!
Shaggy: [BLEEP] RIGHT MOTHER[BLEEP]ER!
Scooby: Reah!
(Long uncomfortable pause)
Shaggy: You guys got any crack?
Kid 2: I though Shaggy was a pothead?
Shaggy: LIKE H[BLEEP]L NO! THAT F[BLEEP] BUTT[BLEEP]ING OLD SHAGGY LIKE YOU WAS A GOODY-GOODY VEGETARIAN [BLEEP] THAT DIDN’T DO ANY DRUGS! I NEED CRACK CAUSE IT'S [BLEEP]ING EXTREME!!!!
Kid 1: All right, all right, that’s enough! You’re really Buzz Bunny in disguise, aren’t you?
Shaggy: [BLEEP] RIGHT MOTHER[BLEEP]ER! (rips off body suit to reveal Buzz underneath) ExTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!
(Scooby-Doo then stands up, pulls down the zipper from the front of his body, then slips out of the rubbery disguise to reveal Tech E. Coyote underneath, whom just shrugs it all off and walks away.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9nOD1h0m8Q
Now, "Shaggy and Scooby-Doo Get a Clue" met similar criticism when it was announced, but not as much. Now, Warner Bros. Animation considers "Loonatics Unleashed" and "Shaggy and Scooby-Doo Get a Clue" such failures they act as if they were never made. (I wonder if the same people developed both shows, outside of the evil Sander Schwartz?) SO, I thought I'd come up with a script for a "Get a Clue" version! Shaggy and Scooby would resemble this:
NOTE: Heavy adult language has been censored out for your enjoyment (ala the "New Bunny" video.) I hope I don't cause any trouble with this!
(Two kids walking in a high school just called “SCHOOL” as bell goes off)
Kid 1: So me and Kim were talking the other day and we thought that…
(Walk into Spazzy Shaggy and Spazzy Scooby-Doo)
Kid 1: ...who are you?
Shaggy: ZOINKS, [BLEEP]! I’M SPAZZY [BLEEP]ING SHAGGY MOTHER[BLEEP]ER!
Kid 2: Like Shaggy from “Scooby-Doo?”
Shaggy: [BLEEP]ING H[BLEEP]L NO, [BLEEP]! THAT F[BLEEP]G IS [BLEEP]ING OLD AND RETARDED AND WAS ON A [BLEEP]ING OLD CARTOON FROM THE SIXTIES! YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS LIKE? MY [BLEEP] UP YOUR [BLEEP]!
Kid 1: What did you do to the real Shaggy?
Shaggy: LIKE NO ONE WATCHES THE [BLEEP]TY OLD SCOOBY SHOWS ANYMORE AND ONLY THE NEW WHAT’S NEW SERIES SO I KICKED THAT MOTHER[BLEEP]ERS [BLEEP]!
Kid 2: But we liked him!
Shaggy: SO WHAT YOU [BLEEP]SUCKING JOINT? I'm EXTREME!!!! LIKE I'LL [BLEEP] YOUR MOM IN THE [BLEEP] WITH A RAZOR DILDO WHILE I'M ON A DRIVEBY IN A WEIRD MYSTERY HUMVEE WITH MY EXTREME DOG SPAZZY SCOOBY-DOO AND A [BLEEP]ING MONKEY IN A STUPID SUIT! YOUR [BLEEP]ING [BLEEP] MOTHER[BLEEP]ER?!
Scooby: Ruh-er [BLEEP]-er!
Kid 1: You're not very fun...
Shaggy: OH YEAH? DOES THAT [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]SUCKER OLD SHAGGY AND SCOOBY RESPOND TO TODAYS [BLEEP]ING YOUTH AND [BLEEP]?
Kid 2: Yes, they do...
Shaggy: LIKE, [BLEEP] NO [BLEEP]HOLE! CARTOON NETWORK TOOK THE [BLEEP]ING OLD SCOOBY DOOBIE OFF THE AIR! BUT I DO! YOU LIKE THAT INTERNET [BLEEP]? LIKE NUMA-NUMA, AND THAT FAIRLY ODDPARENTS “UHH INTERNET” [BLEEP]? ISNT IT [BLEEP]ING EXTREME!!!!? LIKE I’M EDGY AND I KICK[BLEEP] AND I’M UPDATED AND I GOT MARTIAL ARTS AND SUPERPOWERS AND [BLEEP]! (Shoots something with laser, explosion in background, Shaggy pic appears) DOES SHAG [BLEEP] HAVE ANY OF THAT [BLEEP]? I DONT THINK SO MOTHER[BLEEP]ER! NEITHER DID SCOOBY!
Kid 1:This is starting to sound familiar!
Shaggy: H[BLEEP]L YES IT DOES YOU BUTT [BLEEP]ING P[BLEEP]! LIKE I’LL [BLEEP] YOUR MOM AND THE EYE WITH THE RAZOR DILDO AND USE SCOOBY’S NEW NANO POWERED CLAWS TO SLIT SOME [BLEEP]ING THROAT THEN ILL [BLEEP] UP YOUR CHILDHOOD LIKE THE LITTLE [BLEEP] YOU ARE, BECAUSE I'M EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!!
Scooby: REAH! RET REEEEEEEEEME!
Kid 2: I remember this too!
Shaggy: YOU LIKE ANIME? IM ANIME ALL OVER! SANDER [BLEEP]ING SCHWARTZ CAME UP WITH ME! I’LL [BLEEP] TEEN TITANS AND XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN AND MAKE YOU BLEED WITH MY [BLEEP]ING COAL BLACK EYES AND MY [BLEEP]ING RAZOR SHARP HAIR! YOU LIKE RAZOR [BLEEP] DONT YOU MOTHER[BLEEP]ER! YOUR [BLEEP]ING [BLEEP] D[BLEEP][BLEEP]!
Kid 1: You’re just like...
Shaggy: AND I GOT EXTREME!!!! MERCHANDISE! LIKE THESE [BLEEP]ING ACTION FIGURES!
Shaggy Action Figure: I'll [BLEEP] your mom in the [BLEEP] with a razor dildo!
Shaggy: YEAH! IT HAS BUTTONS INSTEAD OF THAT PULLSTRING PULL [BLEEP] LIKE THE [BLEEP]ING ANCIENT TOYS HAD! AND IT HAS LIKE [BLEEP]ING ACCESSORIES AND [BLEEP]! (action figure eyes start blinking) IT'S [BLEEP]ING CONGRESS, NOW!
Kid 2: But you’re just like...
Shaggy: AND LIKE CHECK THIS OUT! [BLEEP]ING EXTREME SHAGGY AND SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE UNDERWEAR! THE ONLY [BLEEP]ING UNDERWEAR THAT WILL JERK YOU OFF WHILE YOU SHRED DOWN MOUNT EVEREST ON A PLANK WOOD WHILE A BUNCH OF EVIL MAD MINIONS TRY TO CATCH YOU AND RAPE YOU IN THE [BLEEP]! CAN’T HANDLE THAT [BLEEP] YOU [BLEEP]ER? TRY THIS [BLEEP]! (pulls out a hat)
Kid 1: Wha...(pauses for a second) What does that do?
Shaggy: Like, it keeps your head warm.
Kid 2: (pause)...oh, that's nice...
Shaggy: WHILE YOUR [BLEEP]ING YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE [BLEEP] AND THEN A [BLEEP]TON OF NINJAS SHOW OFF AND YOU HAVE TO KICK THEIR [BLEEP] WITH YOUR GIGANTIC [BLEEP] THAT WORKS BY SUPER NANO POWERED SCOOBY SNACKS AND...
Kid 1: All right, we get the god [BLEEP] point!
Shaggy: [BLEEP] RIGHT MOTHER[BLEEP]ER!
Scooby: Reah!
(Long uncomfortable pause)
Shaggy: You guys got any crack?
Kid 2: I though Shaggy was a pothead?
Shaggy: LIKE H[BLEEP]L NO! THAT F[BLEEP] BUTT[BLEEP]ING OLD SHAGGY LIKE YOU WAS A GOODY-GOODY VEGETARIAN [BLEEP] THAT DIDN’T DO ANY DRUGS! I NEED CRACK CAUSE IT'S [BLEEP]ING EXTREME!!!!
Kid 1: All right, all right, that’s enough! You’re really Buzz Bunny in disguise, aren’t you?
Shaggy: [BLEEP] RIGHT MOTHER[BLEEP]ER! (rips off body suit to reveal Buzz underneath) ExTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!
(Scooby-Doo then stands up, pulls down the zipper from the front of his body, then slips out of the rubbery disguise to reveal Tech E. Coyote underneath, whom just shrugs it all off and walks away.)